Cartel - Learning How To Cope Review

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Sometimes you just gotta cope with familiar ideas.

Cartel have been writing melodic pop-punk long enough that they clearly know exactly what they're doing. Formed in Conyers, Georgia, in 2003, the band broke through during the 2000s pop-punk boom with Chroma, and Learning How to Cope stays firmly connected to that melodic foundation. There are no huge surprises waiting around every corner, and honestly, that becomes both the appeal and the biggest limitation of the record. Cartel understand how to write a clean chorus, a simple guitar hook, and a rhythm section that keeps everything moving, but the further I got into the album, the more I started noticing how often the same basic ideas were being recycled. Luckily, the production gives those familiar ingredients enough warmth and weight that the record remains pretty enjoyable even when it isn't particularly adventurous.

“All Singing, All Dancing” gets things started with tight drums, fuzzy guitars, thick bass, and layered vocals that immediately establish a polished pop-punk atmosphere. The higher-register singing works well against the guitars, and there is a nice sense of balance between the cleaner melodic side and the rougher instrumental textures. Even the washed-out guitar solo feels like a natural part of the song rather than a random extra flourish. It's a safe opener, but it does what it needs to do and gives you a clear idea of what Cartel are aiming for.

“Oxy Moron” slows the pace down and lets the distant guitars and thick buzzing bass carry more of the atmosphere. The drums stay relatively simple, but they are controlled enough that the song gradually builds instead of sitting still. As the guitars become more energetic and the vocals push harder, the track starts developing a little more emotional weight. That low-end presence is something I kept noticing throughout Learning How to Cope, because the bass gives these songs more personality than some of the straightforward arrangements might have on their own.

“Constants” features Dashboard Confessional, although the guest contribution isn't especially obvious to me. The song itself is perfectly competent pop-punk, with a snare that cuts through nicely and another solid bass performance underneath it. What holds it back is that the composition doesn't give me a lot to remember once it ends. That's becoming a recurring theme with this album: the individual parts sound good, but the finished songs don't always have enough of their own identity to separate them from one another.

“Deadbeat Drag” works better because it actually develops. The distant guitar opening eventually grows into fuller drums, thicker bass, and a larger chorus, while the short chugs and riff changes add some extra tension. There is a little more angst here, and the song feels like it is going somewhere rather than simply settling into a familiar pop-punk pattern. “Shirts & Skins” follows a similar path, moving from lower guitar tones into harder riffs and a more forceful rhythm section. The hard-rock edge gives it a little more character, particularly as the back half becomes more energetic.

By the time “Think Twice” arrives, I started noticing just how frequently Cartel return to those distant-guitar introductions. The actual song is still pretty catchy, and the buzzing bass and quick drums give it a nice bounce, but the opening formula has become predictable. “Inside Out” then repeats that basic idea with another slightly heavier instrumental approach. The high vocals, popping snare, and fuzzy bass continue to work, but at this point I was genuinely wondering whether Cartel had written a bunch of songs around the same template and simply changed the details afterward.

“Give or Take” at least shakes things up with a drum-roll opening and tighter guitar parts. The chorus is easy to settle into, the bass once again sounds excellent, and the slower section gives the arrangement some breathing room before the song picks the energy back up. There are moments where the drums feel slightly stiff, but the overall production keeps the track sounding full and polished. That consistency is one of the album's saving graces. Even when the songwriting is familiar, Cartel rarely sound sloppy or underprepared.

“Nuclear Winterlude” is the odd little detour, using distorted female vocals that sound like they're coming through a radio while discussing nuclear fallout. It's brief enough that it doesn't really hurt the pacing, although it does feel somewhat disconnected from the rest of the album. “Supercalapocalypticexpialidocious” then drops right back into lightweight pop-punk with simple riffs, tight drums, and that dependable low-end bass. The title might promise something ridiculous, but musically the song is fairly straightforward. A brief heavier passage near the end gives it a little more life without changing the basic formula.

“Sry Not Sry” brings back the familiar distant-guitar setup, but the stronger mid-tempo riffs and more emotional vocals make it one of the better examples of Cartel working within their comfort zone. The track gradually gains momentum, and the heavier ending gives the song more definition than some of the earlier material. “Disarmed” tries to interrupt the pattern by opening with slow guitar strums before launching into faster pop-punk, though the transition feels slightly awkward at first. Once the bass and drums settle into place, the song becomes easier to appreciate, and the fuller production helps smooth over some of those rough edges.

“Everything's Fine” is one of the more interesting moments because Cartel finally strip away some of the usual pop-punk urgency. The slower guitar work, restrained percussion, and softer vocals give the song a more intimate quality, and when the arrangement eventually expands, it doesn't completely abandon that feeling. The song has more emotional weight because the band aren't immediately chasing a giant chorus. It's a good reminder that Cartel can do more with their sound when they let the songs breathe.

The bass is probably my favorite element across the record. It consistently provides a thick, fuzzy low end that gives even the more basic songs some personality. When the guitars pull back, you can hear how much work the bass is doing to keep the songs moving. The drums are less adventurous, but they generally stay tight enough to provide a reliable backbone, and the snare has enough presence to cut through the cleaner production.

The guitars are where the album starts showing its limitations. There are plenty of good tones, catchy chord progressions, and occasional harder sections, but distant guitar intros appear often enough that they become part of the album's formula. The riffs aren't bad; they simply don't always leave a strong fingerprint. That makes the record easy to listen to, but it also means several songs start blending together after repeated plays.

Vocally, Cartel remain consistent and polished. The high melodic delivery fits the style, while the softer moments give the album some emotional range. The layered vocals help the bigger choruses feel fuller, although I would have liked more variation in the performances themselves. The band don't sound like they're phoning it in, but they rarely sound like they're taking a big risk either.

That's really where Learning How to Cope lands for me. It's a comfortable record from a band that clearly knows its craft. The production is strong, the bass sounds fantastic, the vocals are dependable, and there are enough small changes in tempo and texture to stop the album from becoming completely monotonous. But the songwriting stays so close to Cartel's established pop-punk language that the record occasionally feels like a very polished version of something you've already heard.

I don't necessarily think that's a dealbreaker. Sometimes you want an album that gives you exactly what it promises, and Learning How to Cope does that very well. “Deadbeat Drag,” “Give or Take,” “Sry Not Sry,” and “Everything's Fine” show that Cartel can still find different moods inside their established sound, while tracks like “Oxy Moron” and “Shirts & Skins” benefit from the band's strong rhythm section. The problem is that those stronger moments are surrounded by enough familiar structures that the album rarely feels surprising.

Still, there is a certain charm in how straightforward this record is. Cartel aren't pretending to be something they're not, and they don't seem interested in forcing a dramatic reinvention. They know how to make melodic pop-punk sound clean, warm, and emotionally accessible, and Learning How to Cope delivers that consistently. I just wanted a few more moments where the band stepped outside that comfort zone and gave me a reason to stop comparing one song to the previous one.

This is a record that sounds good more often than it surprises. The familiar elements are handled well, the production gives the songs enough weight, and the best tracks show that Cartel still have a feel for melody and pacing. At the same time, the repetition is hard to ignore once you notice it. Distant guitar openings, similar vocal approaches, straightforward structures, and dependable choruses appear often enough to make parts of the album blur together.

Learning How to Cope doesn't completely shake up what Cartel do, but it doesn't really need to. It is a solid, polished pop-punk record that leans on a formula the band clearly understands. I just wish they had pushed that formula a little harder instead of playing it so safe. There is enough good material here to make the album enjoyable, but not quite enough variety to make every song feel essential.

Rating 7/10

NOTABLE TRACKS: 

Oxy Moron

Shirts & Skins

Supercalapocalypticexpialidocious

Disarmed

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